37 Shades of Relic Run
1.Tomb Raider on a mobile is ridiculous.
2. *friend points out that Tomb Raider 1 and 2 are on mobile*
3. Shut up, that's different...anyway I can't play it without a controller.
4. ...Have you got Relic Run?.....
5. This isn't right, it is money grabbing and devaluing the Tomb Raider franchise!
6. <DOWNLOADING RELIC RUN>
7. Don't look at me like that, you're playing Final Fantasy Record Keeper.
8. Ooh that looks pretty.
9. This like Temple Run.
10. I like Temple Run.
11. I'm quite the Temple Run master if I do say so myself.
12. *DIES*
13. This isn't like Temple Run.
14. Lara go left.
15. LEFT LARA.
16. For gods sake.
17. She's been deaf since 1996.
18. KICKING SKULLS IS AMAZING.
19. Temple Run...WITH GUNS!
20. Oh god I swiped...
21. I didn't mean to do that.
22. I forgot it wasn't Temple Run - I'm sorry Lara...I'll take that one.
23. Did your leg just go over your head?
24. Start again, I 'm so close to an artifact.
25. T REX! :')
26. Oh damn, she just fell down a hole.
27. That was kinda your fault this time.
28. Ohh Lara your head!
29. Why do I keep dying!
30. *friend points out that this is embarrassing for a Tomb Raider fan*
31. Who asked you? You little...
32. Shit.
33. Died again.
34. *Throws phone on sofa*
35. *Gets a comforting cup of tea*
36. *Picks up phone*
37. *Plays Temple Run with Lara look-a-like*
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